Funny Quotes

No, no. This post isn’t about humorous quotes. Its about me making fun of overly sentimental quotes that I came across yesterday while researching a quote for a piece I was writing.

I don’t know why I was like this. Maybe I was exhausted and worried about my daughter’s recovery, or about the burnt lunch, or the fact that I had heaps of backlog at work. But I didn’t stop at one quote. I kept going. And this post was the result.

Enjoy folks πŸ˜€

 

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Remember when you gave up on a book because the first few chapters were horrible? Yeah, that right there spells death for a writer.

 

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Image Credits: My Commonsensical Life

Oh sorry. Did you mean that figuratively?

 

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Block who? The sun, the view, bullies, negative people, the cow brigade. Can’t you be specific?

 

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Playing hard to get can actually lead to the fatal and irreversible condition of loneliness.

 

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Isn’t that obvious?! Geez, people…

 

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Here’s another quote that actually makes sense – Closing your eyes does not make the problem go away!

 

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I’m getting a little sadistic here.

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Where have you been all this time?

 

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Or better still, don’t come to a playground and then mope about being lonely. Go home and play solitaire.

 

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This is one weird way of finding a mate.

 

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Common sense is not all that common.

But the worst was this affirmation –

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Here’s a quote on money that works – money doesn’t grow on trees. Quit reading silly affirmations like these and start working if you want some!

 

Snarks aside, have a great weekend folks! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€


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103 thoughts on “Funny Quotes

  1. Haha some memes are really baseless, there was a meme I was repeatedly coming across on FB and Instagram, it read ‘people who are usually late are creative’ creative? then what is lazy and unpunctual?
    πŸ˜…
    Good work with the quotes πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ»

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  2. Hilarious post. The one about our God being bigger than our problems was a bit harsh God-ward. A God loving person might take offence. E. g. Meah. But besides that like I love all your posts I’ve read, I loved this. I love the way your mind works and how you use words to convey your thoughts.

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    • Thank you so much for overlooking that faux pas of mine. Yes, it may have been harsh for god-loving folks. But the point I was trying to make was that even though God is the greatest and biggest force on earth, out problems still need our own attention. We must do everything in our power to minimize and solve our problems, and not leave it on God, and then later lament that our problems got out of hand. Because God helps those who help themselves.

      Thank you so much for going through and appreciating my posts. I’ll try to keep them as entertaining as you found them. Have a great day πŸ™‚

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