60 Seconds Tales : Oops!

Ping! Its a text from her.

She: I can’t do this anymore. I’m done waiting! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ

He: Baby, I know I screwed up but please don’t do this.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

She: No, you don’t get how important this is to me. I’ve been telling you and telling you but you never listen. You just don’t care anymore. It’s like meh, she’ll keep nagging. Whatever… ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

He: No baby, you mean a lot to me.๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ญ

She: Do I? Well, then why have you ignored it this long? I can’t stand your irresponsible, childish behaviour around the house anymore. This is gonna kill us!

He: ๐Ÿ™€Babe, you’re over-reacting

She: That’s just like you to accuse me of blowing things up. That’s it!
I’m calling a fabricator.

He: WHAT? ๐Ÿ˜ฎWhy a Fabricator? ๐Ÿค”

She: To get those ๐Ÿ’ฉ pigeons out of our balcony. I can’t stand the stench of their poop๐Ÿคง. Do you know its a health hazard? I’m gonna fence up the whole place so the damned things don’t fly in anymore. What did you think I was talking about?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

He: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ I thought you were breaking up because I forgot our anniversary.

She: Oops! I did too ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Copyright ยฉ2019 Pradita Kapahi.

14 thoughts on “60 Seconds Tales : Oops!

    • Thanks a lot Dada. Eventually, all buildings get Pigeons because this variety of pigeons, Rock Pigeons, don’t roost in trees, unlike other birds. Since rocky mountains and outcrops are not there anymore, they find buildings to make do. The result – poop ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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