Ping! Its a text from her.
She: I can’t do this anymore. I’m done waiting! 😠🙅♀️
He: Baby, I know I screwed up but please don’t do this.🙏🙏
She: No, you don’t get how important this is to me. I’ve been telling you and telling you but you never listen. You just don’t care anymore. It’s like meh, she’ll keep nagging. Whatever… 🤬🤬🤬
He: No baby, you mean a lot to me.💔😭
She: Do I? Well, then why have you ignored it this long? I can’t stand your irresponsible, childish behaviour around the house anymore. This is gonna kill us!
He: 🙀Babe, you’re over-reacting
She: That’s just like you to accuse me of blowing things up. That’s it!
I’m calling a fabricator.
He: WHAT? 😮Why a Fabricator? 🤔
She: To get those 💩 pigeons out of our balcony. I can’t stand the stench of their poop🤧. Do you know its a health hazard? I’m gonna fence up the whole place so the damned things don’t fly in anymore. What did you think I was talking about?🤔🤔
He: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ I thought you were breaking up because I forgot our anniversary.
She: Oops! I did too 😬
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Haha! Nice twist
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Thanks 🙂
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Hahaha…though a woman forgetting anniversary is unthinkable!!!
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😀 😀 Well, exceptions are there 😉
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I loved this one, Pradita. Oh, and btw, would you be interested in trying your hand at six word stories? 😀
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Hey thaanks girl! I am really bad at condensing words. I’ve tried six and ten and three word stories in the past. Never worked for me. You’re the best at them 😀
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I knew there would be some twist to the saga and I was right. I hate those white stinky spots everywhere. But we don’t find them in newly built apartments. Good one, Sis Pradita.
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Thanks a lot Dada. Eventually, all buildings get Pigeons because this variety of pigeons, Rock Pigeons, don’t roost in trees, unlike other birds. Since rocky mountains and outcrops are not there anymore, they find buildings to make do. The result – poop 😦
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haha! nice one!
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Thanks a lot 🙂
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Ha!ha! That was a good one! Enjoying your writing ..
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Thanks a lot 🙂
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