Everyone of us has been through times in school when we blanked out during an exam and didn’t know the answer to that one question. A normal kid would simply leave the space blank, or at best, write a word of apology addressed to the teacher. But these kids, they’re PURE GENIUS! They had guts…
You, my love, you confuse me. You’ll eat a whole chicken, A full serving of fried rice, And still crib about being hungry. You’ll rant about how I misplaced a pen, But your own wardrobe will never be tidy. You’ll tell me you hate lies, Yet lie to me about your shitty day. …
Ever faced a situation when someone asks you a very, very obvious question and you itch to give them a nasty answer to make them realise that they’re being Captain Obvious? You start wondering why would they even choose such words when there are a thousand different ways of making a comment just for the…
2.49 AM I am not doing it! No, no noooooo, I’m not. I’m stronger than that. I can’t let something screw me over so bad that it decides how my day goes by. NO! That’s inhuman, degrading, vile….. Arrrghhh! I need some water. *a few gulps down* 2.50 AM Why, God why?! Why did you…
No, no. This post isn’t about humorous quotes. Its about me making fun of overly sentimental quotes that I came across yesterday while researching a quote for a piece I was writing. I don’t know why I was like this. Maybe I was exhausted and worried about my daughter’s recovery, or about the burnt lunch,…
“G! Fetch me those hot pink curtains. I need to hang them here over this window.” G, the obedient husband, goes over to the other room, grabs the curtains and hands them to his wife, P. P gives him a look. “What?” G exclaims. He is confused. “These aren’t the hot pink ones! These are…
My Dear Readers, You have always amazed me with your love, support and sense of humor. And you did not disappoint this time either. When I created the Your Line Goes Here Contest, I was hoping for exactly the kind of responses you guys gave me. Agreed there weren’t many who participated, but those who…
