Retail Therapy

Originally posted on The Perfectly Imperfect Bunch:
Bling me up Coz I can’t think straight. Lace me up In Victoria’s secrets. Those flounces of silk Beckon; I seek refuge In those folds near-divine. I dole out the paper In return for the glam and shine. There’s a truckload of gunk On my wrinkly facade. It…

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Random Gyan #12: Unwanted People

In life, never be afraid to cut off people that you’d rather not be with. Because when you don’t, you run the risk of putting your energies in unwanted people who mean nothing to you in the first place. Life is too short to populate it with people who don’t deserve you. Copyright © 2018…

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Manufactured God

Once upon a time, glorious man ruled this world, Blessed he was with brains, beauty, knowledge & culture. Till throw away all his bounty he did, And enslave himself to his own creation sordid – Money. Now money determines what and where we read, Or if we’ll end up as bums on the street. Money…

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WHY SARCASM DOES NOT MAKE YOU WITTY

Originally posted on Candles Online:
“She’s so fat even a hippo would look slimmer than her.” “I thought I was looking at a blackhole!” “Dodos aren’t extinct. I’m looking at one.” “Looks like the waiter went off to grow those coffee beans.” And the quintessential Indian snark – “Arey kahan mar gaya?” (Where did you go…

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Pincheliosclerosis – A Story

‘Mrs. Mehta!’ the buxom lady in the gaudy, hot pink chiffon sari lumbered over and engulfed Chiroo’s mother into a death-embrace. Chiroo was sure the bear hug must have given his mother a hernia. He could swear he heard a crunch where his Mother’s emaciated bones creaked with the enormous strain they were being subjected to.…

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