Retail Therapy

Originally posted on The Perfectly Imperfect Bunch:
Bling me up Coz I can’t think straight. Lace me up In Victoria’s secrets. Those flounces of silk Beckon; I seek refuge In those folds near-divine. I dole out the paper In return for the glam and shine. There’s a truckload of gunk On my wrinkly facade. It…

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Manufactured God

Once upon a time, glorious man ruled this world, Blessed he was with brains, beauty, knowledge & culture. Till throw away all his bounty he did, And enslave himself to his own creation sordid – Money. Now money determines what and where we read, Or if we’ll end up as bums on the street. Money…

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WHY SARCASM DOES NOT MAKE YOU WITTY

Originally posted on Candles Online:
“She’s so fat even a hippo would look slimmer than her.” “I thought I was looking at a blackhole!” “Dodos aren’t extinct. I’m looking at one.” “Looks like the waiter went off to grow those coffee beans.” And the quintessential Indian snark – “Arey kahan mar gaya?” (Where did you go…

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